Oh, Grow Up Already!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I feel the need to let any men out there who are in need of medication for an enlarged prostrate gland or ED, YOU ARE FULL GROWN MEN!  I know this will come as a shock to some people, judging from all the commercials for various geriatric medications which insist on calling men “guys”.  “Do what a lot of guys have already done and talk to your doctor about Levitra!”

No, please, do what a lot of MEN have already done and relinquish the “guy” moniker to the under 30 set where it belongs.

I know I’m being petty, but really isn’t this just indicative of exactly what is wrong with our culture – we glorify the immature and infantile?  How about glorifying the wisdom that comes with age?  Call me crazy, but this might be a bit more useful than trying to pass off a 60 year old man as a “guy”.

And while we’re at it, can I just ask if we can get old man to come sucker punch Dennis Hopper on those Ameriprise commercials?  I will put up a box of Viagra for the first man to run out, deck Dennis Hopper and leave.

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  1. Exactly! Guys were their hats backwards and hold farting exhibitions. Men…well, you know. And yeah- a pie in the face to Dennis Hopper.


  2. No, what gets me is how waiters will address my husband and me as “you guys.” Larry always wants to say, “That’s no guy – that’s my wife!”



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